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things i did at UVA:

- ate shitty caf food
- wrote shitty fiction about little boys and their cuteness and older boys and the sexual tension between them???!?!?
- was coerced several times into becoming a playwrite
- decided the fiction classes are not for me, as they are a) too much workshopping and not enough work, b) the second least talented classes in the camp, c) filled mostly with weirdos, and d) without daily dance parties :(
- granted, they do have some pretty hot bitches in. but there are like five weirdos to every hot bitch. :(
- decided I have a 73% better chance of getting action if I am in playwriting
- decided I would not be getting any action for the rest of my sad lonely life
- spooned
- rubbed erena's head a lot
- saw b'she brought to life onstage
- acquired an enourmously revolting bruise
- drank slurpees
- let no fewer than 6 guys slip through my fingers
- woe!
- fell in love with robert the prettiest boy in the world
- spilled soda on henry in the movie theater 4 times
- he liked it
- fell even more in love w/ emhen
- saw chuck and the chocfac
- saw the coolest little boy of all time in the downtown mall
- dressed up like a slutty space witch pirate
- watched scrubs during writing time
- giggled loudly in the complab
- walked in mud
- got caught in the rain <3
- built a fort, kindergarten style... during a thunderstorm. bonus points
- made like five secret handshakes
- experienced some of the most excruciatingly awesome high fives ever
- made use of the exclamations "HECK YEAH!" "SHUTFUCKBITCH" "SHITGOTDAMN" "gotdamn, bubbly bubbly"
- "thwerthwndthgotaday?"
- read really horrible cutter fiction and threw up in my mouth a little
- had my bra undone by K-K like five times
- got mooned by K-K like five times
- had the best and worst cream soda of my life
- ate at cafe europa twice
- rocked out to swedish crackpop
- rocked out to bowie in the laundry room
- said my name was rosemary at panera
- developed the hugest crush of all time on counselor david (the kind of gay one)
- woe!
- sang happy birthday to peeps
- fell in love with spock when she gave me best massage of all time
- fell down the stairs
- gave myself some sweet tats w/ sharpie because fiction is so excruciatingly boring sometimes
- listened to punk rock while reading harry potter, aka best idea ever
- started an artjournal thingy
- smoked crack

if anyone has anything they would like to add, plz suggest.

in other words i'm back now you fuckers! bet you missed me. haha good one.

yay sex pistols

SO I'M NOT FINISHED HARRY POTTER BITCHES DON'T SAY NOTHIN UNTIL I SAY SO

o yeah and i have like five rolls film, they will be up sometime this week.

AND CHA SHOULD TOTALLY JUST.... COP ME HER ENTIRE MEMORY CARD OF PICS BECAUSE SHE HAS THE GREATEST EVER
PLUS VIDEO
O LORDY